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This just in! It turns out one of Jeremiah’s close friends has a criminal record and is running from the law! We were going to call the FBI, but who need the FBI when we have Jeremiah the aardvark?! So it’s up to Jeremiah to clear his friend’s name and protect him from being arrested! Go go Jeremiah! Oh no! It looks like Jeremiah is having some trouble putting on his super-spy utility belt! How is he going to clear his friend’s name without the utility belt? Maybe his super-spy aardvarkness will have to wait until he can lose a few aardvark pounds. Time to break out the running shoes! Go Jeremiah Go! look at him train his hardest to lose those aardvark pounds…only a few left to go! Voila! Jeremiah is a new aardvark! Its amazing what a little exercise will do for an aardvark’s figure! His super-spy utility belt should fit now so Jeremiah can get back to his super-spy mission and help his friend! Hooray! Gasp! Jeremiah has learned that none other than Jeremiah’s evil nemises Merejiah and his evil gang of platipi are behind the plot to convict Jeremiah’s friend! Jeremiah will not stand for this. He will not rest until this evil plot has been foiled! Thank you Jeremiah for all your help. Oh that conniving Merejiah! His evil gang of platipi is causing so much trouble! Jeremiah is going to have to call in his friends for some back-up! With his friends to help, he is guaranteed to stop Merejiah’s evil plot! Not even platipi can stand up against an aardvark and his friends! In an epic battle of the ages, Jermiah and all his friends were finally able to aquit his falsly accused friend and send Merejiah and his evil gang of platipi packing! Everyones favorite aardvark has saved the day again without any help from the FBI. Three cheers for Jeremiah!
“Look! It’s Jeremiah the purple aardvark! Jeremiah the groovin purple aardvark, off to see the world. Oh no! Jeremiah refuses to dance because he might spill his juice! Jeremiah is speeding his car in the rain hoping he doesnt miss the end of the oscars!!! How odd, Jermemiah joined a mandolin band playing a fiddle-jig. Jeremiah and his friends are starting a band… with a mandolin and a fiddle!!! Wish them luck!!! =) Huzzah! Jeremiah, Cadeo the bass pianist penguine, and Bob the cat drummer beat the evil Merejiah and his evil gang of platipi in a battle of the bands! It’s time for a dentist visit! Jeremiah cracked his tooth on a spoon trying to eat an egg! Jeremiah is being mischievous and making friends argue, what a trouble maker! Jeremiah was the life of the party in karaoke! Apperantly, Jeremiah is a master at karaoke! Who knew? Jeremiah has traveled to the shire to pick poppies and practice his cat/horse stance while all the little hobbits watched him from their mini lawn chairs! With Breakneck speed, Andariel flies to the shire on the back of a Nazgul’s dragon, that she stole from a Ring Wraith, searching for Jeremiah. She is tired of hearing Jeremiah’s stories and has teamed up with Jeremiah’s nemises, Merijiah, to kill him. Little did Andariel know that Merejiah is incompetant and lead the group to a vast desert somewhere east of Lord Voldemort’s Lair, thus everyones favorite aardvark continues to blissfully enjoy the company of his friends.
