This just in! It turns out one of Jeremiah’s close friends has a criminal record and is running from the law! We were going to call the FBI, but who need the FBI when we have Jeremiah the aardvark?! So it’s up to Jeremiah to clear his friend’s name and protect him from being arrested! Go go Jeremiah! Oh no! It looks like Jeremiah is having some trouble putting on his super-spy utility belt! How is he going to clear his friend’s name without the utility belt? Maybe his super-spy aardvarkness will have to wait until he can lose a few aardvark pounds. Time to break out the running shoes! Go Jeremiah Go! look at him train his hardest to lose those aardvark pounds…only a few left to go! Voila! Jeremiah is a new aardvark! Its amazing what a little exercise will do for an aardvark’s figure! His super-spy utility belt should fit now so Jeremiah can get back to his super-spy mission and help his friend! Hooray! Gasp! Jeremiah has learned that none other than Jeremiah’s evil nemises Merejiah and his evil gang of platipi are behind the plot to convict Jeremiah’s friend! Jeremiah will not stand for this. He will not rest until this evil plot has been foiled! Thank you Jeremiah for all your help. Oh that conniving Merejiah! His evil gang of platipi is causing so much trouble! Jeremiah is going to have to call in his friends for some back-up! With his friends to help, he is guaranteed to stop Merejiah’s evil plot! Not even platipi can stand up against an aardvark and his friends! In an epic battle of the ages, Jermiah and all his friends were finally able to aquit his falsly accused friend and send Merejiah and his evil gang of platipi packing! Everyones favorite aardvark has saved the day again without any help from the FBI. Three cheers for Jeremiah!

Go Jeremiah! Everyones favorite aardvark traveled to Berkely and punched a hippy durring a rally! Let’s hope he doesn’t get into trouble. Jeremiah is running from a group of rallying hippies because he allegedly punched one of them in the face! Run Jeremiah, Run! Jeremiah and his friends went to the park to jump some rope, and while they were hopping around, they found a miniscule dog stuck up a tree! If only Jeremiah hadn’t left his ladder back at the protest…he should have known better. Jeremiah wishes he was back in New York with all the strings kids but is still glad to be home. What an awesome trip for an aardvark! (lucky thing he found that extra room in that bass case…) Jeremiah is raving about the strings’ Spring Tea today. He loved it! If only his friend could have made it too…Look at Jeremiah Groove! He is skanking all night long and taking pictures of the scene as “Freezeframe” by J Geils Band blasts from the stage! Jeremiah and the Aquabats are groovin and skanking to the awesome sounds of CD Repo Man! Everybody loves some good ska! Even aardvarks! v(^^)v Jeremiah has traveled back to his aardvark family for a few days to celebrate mother’s day with his mother. Send our regards to your mom, Jeremiah! Jeremiah is preparing himself for having two homes that are farther away next year. He is scared, but excited at the same time. Jeremiah is reminiscing about his trip to New York with the strings kids and hopes that the band kids have fun on their trip there this week. If only the clarinet cases weren’t so darn small…”

“Look! It’s Jeremiah the purple aardvark! Jeremiah the groovin purple aardvark, off to see the world. Oh no! Jeremiah refuses to dance because he might spill his juice! Jeremiah is speeding his car in the rain hoping he doesnt miss the end of the oscars!!! How odd, Jermemiah joined a mandolin band playing a fiddle-jig. Jeremiah and his friends are starting a band… with a mandolin and a fiddle!!! Wish them luck!!! =) Huzzah! Jeremiah, Cadeo the bass pianist penguine, and Bob the cat drummer beat the evil Merejiah and his evil gang of platipi in a battle of the bands! It’s time for a dentist visit! Jeremiah cracked his tooth on a spoon trying to eat an egg! Jeremiah is being mischievous and making friends argue, what a trouble maker! Jeremiah was the life of the party in karaoke! Apperantly, Jeremiah is a master at karaoke! Who knew? Jeremiah has traveled to the shire to pick poppies and practice his cat/horse stance while all the little hobbits watched him from their mini lawn chairs! With Breakneck speed, Andariel flies to the shire on the back of a Nazgul’s dragon, that she stole from a Ring Wraith, searching for Jeremiah. She is tired of hearing Jeremiah’s stories and has teamed up with Jeremiah’s nemises, Merijiah, to kill him. Little did Andariel know that Merejiah is incompetant and lead the group to a vast desert somewhere east of Lord Voldemort’s Lair, thus everyones favorite aardvark continues to blissfully enjoy the company of his friends.