Chapter 1

“Look! It’s Jeremiah the purple aardvark! Jeremiah the groovin purple aardvark, off to see the world. Oh no! Jeremiah refuses to dance because he might spill his juice! Jeremiah is speeding his car in the rain hoping he doesnt miss the end of the oscars!!! How odd, Jermemiah joined a mandolin band playing a fiddle-jig. Jeremiah and his friends are starting a band… with a mandolin and a fiddle!!! Wish them luck!!! =) Huzzah! Jeremiah, Cadeo the bass pianist penguine, and Bob the cat drummer beat the evil Merejiah and his evil gang of platipi in a battle of the bands! It’s time for a dentist visit! Jeremiah cracked his tooth on a spoon trying to eat an egg! Jeremiah is being mischievous and making friends argue, what a trouble maker! Jeremiah was the life of the party in karaoke! Apperantly, Jeremiah is a master at karaoke! Who knew? Jeremiah has traveled to the shire to pick poppies and practice his cat/horse stance while all the little hobbits watched him from their mini lawn chairs! With Breakneck speed, Andariel flies to the shire on the back of a Nazgul’s dragon, that she stole from a Ring Wraith, searching for Jeremiah. She is tired of hearing Jeremiah’s stories and has teamed up with Jeremiah’s nemises, Merijiah, to kill him. Little did Andariel know that Merejiah is incompetant and lead the group to a vast desert somewhere east of Lord Voldemort’s Lair, thus everyones favorite aardvark continues to blissfully enjoy the company of his friends.